A-cuppers unite, or why MMW is not edgy
We got snarked. Apparantly, we are just not edgy enough. Sadly, though, we are compared to Tales From the Crib when they were talking about boobs. Not that I have anything against Tales, it's just that the boobs were specifically mentioned. That's right. We are not edgy because we don't talk about breasts enough. That's the topic that the Snarker thinks is so edgy and cool. Perfect evidence that the Snarker is most certainly male. In this male dominated Bloggernacle, where the lawyers can't figure out why more Mormon women don't blog, and wonder why more women don't comment or post, people get all excited when another Mommy blog posts about boobs. Cleavage. Bazoombas. That's what counts. That's what it comes down to, ladies. Sad, sad, sad. What if you don't have any boobage to post about, huh? What if your very best feature on your entire body just happens to be your clavicles? (And there's only ONE permablogger in the bloggernacle who is man enough to write not about fleshy fat deposits around mammary glands, but about beautiful bone structure!) What are all the rest of us A-cuppers supposed to do, thank you very much? I think we should rise up and protest! Yes, let's PROTEST! Let's make our voices heard, let the Bloggernacle know that small breasted women are women too! We demand our rights! I'm not really sure what those rights would be, but dammit, if bouncy, buxom ladies are gettin' 'em, I want 'em too! Maybe we should sponsor some event, something that would raise funds for our cause. How about, um, a boob naming contest? Yeah, that could work. Let's get all the breast obsessed blogger-ites to write in what their most favorite breast names are. We could have themes, categories even. Media Cateogry: Thelma and Louise, Ren and Stimpy, or Pinky and the Brain. Religious: Urrim and Thummim. Cultural Icons: Calvin and Hobbes, Beavis and Butthead. To enter, you must pay MMW a zillion dollars. The winner gets a Bro.